haha came across this hilarious song when i was revising.

"Girl, being with you has always been so tough
With each passing minute, your marginal cost goes up
But my love is inelastic and it all belongs to you
I’m the only love producer, and my good is for you to consume

Because girl your marginal benefit far outweighs your marginal cost
Without our equilibrium baby, you know I’d be lost
Trapped inside this market I need you, to buy my love
Girl without your complementing goods, I’m not enough

Now you say that I’m producing, below my ATC
But I’m optimizing quantity baby, why can’t you see?
We could share this surplus, each and every day
If you would just buy my love, I’ll make my fixed costs go away

Baby I want to keep you for the long run, Oh yeah
I think our supply and demand, will become one…

Because girl your marginal benefit far outweighs your marginal cost
Without our equilibrium baby, you know I’d be lost
Long run equilibrium is no place for me
I need the profits of our love, to grow exponentially."

despite all the criticism, i think it's genius! :)

Labels: funny, lyrics

I'm laughing at all my angst posts in my archives. :D It just cheers me up. Seems like I'm a different person now, my typing style and everything.

Okay, turned out we didn't have a class lunch. Just 6 people at Subway but was enjoyable still :D
Hmm I forgot why I was here. Maybe I should just let my blog rot.

RIVER FLOWS IN YOU reignited my passion for piano pieces :D I'm gonna learn it during March hols if I have time (highly unlikely). I kinda transcribed the chords and melody myself alr, but I still need the piece.

Pressing things:
MATH TEST
GP ESSAY
CHAGUAN TEST

Less pressing (but equally important) things:
GP JOURNALS
REVISE ECONS
CLL TEST
Some other test.

OMG WAIT. I just realised GP essay is in Wk 9. ARGH. Okay I'm cheated. And Pwned.

[edit on 26.02 Thurs]
I just have to blog about this. Today was so fun :D Totally blew away my Thursday blues :D

Couldn't stop laughing during econs. Rachel passed the laughing virus to me lah, zomg. Just because she almost rolled over her seat, LOL O:

Oh yes when Yilin went to take the econs notes Linghong was like,
Yeeherng go open the door later hor! You're ESFJ right? Must be out-*points to door*going! LOL.

Why is econs always so fun? Haha. I think everyone was uber restless today, esp our class. I was like on a high from the chicken and rice I think. -.- Oh yes the potato salad is FAB! Karmen's fave lol.

And I realised Yujie is an ESFJ too! ALL HAIL ESFJs :D Everyone was shocked when they knew I'm an ESFJ LOL. I guess I'm versatile, like I/ESFJ.

I wanna watch Huiyi play River flows in you! :(

P.S. pizza's arriving in 30 mins!
My mum's singing new year songs.
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Labels: funny, random

TODAY WAS FUNNY HAHAHA.

PE was fun! :D
I'm still trying to master the TFFT tearing sound :D Gosh rachel is superbly pro. She nearly scared me cos I thought she really ripped my WS. + She kinda 'ripped' huiyi's shirt in front of ppl but they no response! Too busy mugging hahaha.

And I think huiyi's a great singer-songwriter-performer :D After she showed us the lyrics she wrote + demo-ed. OMG please please write more songs leh very nice! + Some of us were singing songs tgt before Math hahahha! So random right!

I love 5C11! :D

My angel gave me a packet of Chipsmore. I LOVE MY ANGEL HAHAHA. Cos I saw the Chipsmore someone gave someone ytd and was thinking, wow I really want my angel to give me food. And today /th passed me the Chipsmore :D THANK YOU ANGEL, WHOEVER YOU ARE! (: You kinda have telepathy with me worh. Hahaha.

Okay, now for HWHWHWHW. ARGH.

Replies to tags:

hotpadi: YEAH! HAHAHA CRAZY PEEPS WE ARE. How many ppl are in The Elevens ah? Or is it our class LOL. Omg and how you know my blog one! :D
wenyi: Darling ar I think it was 2007 leh. Not 2008. HAHA. (:

Labels: fun, funny, love

How to prepare a dessert for post-EOYs enjoyment:

Shred the basic torn pieces of paper further. Think of all the lousy moments you had (and those nervous breakdowns) trying to cram everything into your brain at the eleventh hour. Transfer them onto the paper and start shredding them real hard (crush them if you want, they can be added as the topping for the main course)

Step 3:

Garnish and serve chilled.

(for my entertainment only, if you think i'm crazy then i probably am)

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urgh okay, i'm so sick of you. you keep ruining my moods with your so-called 'reasons'. and you think you're always right? well so be it. you're right, okay? not.

Labels: crazy, funny, random pics, retarded

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO POST IT HAHAHA. found it in my bio ppt collection.

•Two more examples illustrating the same concept –
–Salt on snails (ultra yewl factor, not to mention a mean act)
–Wrinkled fingers if you soak in the bath tub for a long time
•Remember… SALT SUCKS (as in, it “sucks” water)

& i dunno what yewl means, searched it up on urbandict.com but can't find leh. :S think is some inside joke LOL. the tcher is darn funny hahah (:

okay anyway today something very hilarious happened in class. xizi made a great discovery which made us spend 10mins of our time laughing. she said that it was raining but we could only see it through the back window (and at the front window it wasn't raining apparently). then everyone was so amazed and all rushed to the windows in the middle of chem lessons haha. somemore zenn went outside with a floral umbrella (LOL) to check it out. then he was like some demure lady strolling in the meadows HAHHAA.

he couldn't come in cos benz locked the door lol. darn funny. and later he claimed it was raining at the other side too, just that we couldn't see it.

alrighty, staying up till 12 today. jetlag tmr! i'm gonna sleep through bsp alr, i don't care. ):

Labels: funny

"he's to me like what the sun is to ice-cream"

LOLLLL. guess who came up with this?! and the he refers to the busker with the cute little boy (whom i dislike cos he throws things at people) in the underpass xD

anyway, these few days kept having stomach aches on and off ): med helps a bit at least. argh i want a lot of things but i can't get them right now ): like facebook and flickr and shopping trips and lunch at ghim moh and taking neos and movies and sunsets and rainbows!

watch out, i will hunt all of them down after the big E's :D (except the sunsets and rainbows lah, must see my luck one mah T_T)

yeah i wonder what i'm doing here lah. but i feel super great cos i completed the three qns math in the morn! thanks to zt's motivation :D but too bad couldn't breakfast/mug with her at singpost T_T

seeya all in sch tmr :D and the 3 tests i'm going to conquer/flunk ):

P.S. I LUB MY DN HAHAHHAHA

Labels: funny, retarded

FINALLY BACK! (but not supposed to)

highlights of the week:

- during bp one fine day, lee laoshi asked us to tidy the classroom and aft that she told us to stand up and raise both our hands to make sure our shirts were all tucked in -.- then benz tucked it all the way in until left 3 buttons, which was kinda cool LOL. he even went out of class like that o_O

- on thurs took the train home/ to city hall for SGF :D saw a yanghua clone O: but only caught a glimpse cos he walked quite fast. couldn't take pic ): if not yanghua will also be shocked can.

- SINGAPORE GARDEN FEST IS LOVE LOVE LOVE I DON'T MIND HAVING TO STAY UP TILL THE NEXT MORN FOR GEOG REPORT AFT THAT LOL. btw staying up till 0030 makes me high the next morn + feeling jetlag at night (slept 2 hours on fri and forgot all about ace meeting on msn -.-)

- saw this superb waffle shop in city hall which sells ice-cream on waffle :D ZOMG ZT RMB HOR OCT 17/18 :DDD

- omg the friday 2330 korean movie is damn nice :D but kinda scary only lah. it's called touch if i'm not wrong. gotta check it out haha (: ooh and last fri's d. gray-man episode was the funniest i've ever seen :D

- a GIANT COCKROACH flew onto my back during ace meeting and i screamed the whole house down D: plus in the morn i found a mini cockroach in my bag D: ARGH.

- symposium was zzz. we were sitting on the floor but i think was quite fun leh! haha. if we were sitting on chairs i sure fall asleep one. they purposely made it very cold so we couldn't sleep D: and mengshuen's presentation was damn hilarious haha :D

- LOL van & bensim's joke about clothes and _ and _ at the ghim moh hdb flats (:

- mr loo and lim keep talking about networking. did they know they actually jinxed each other today -.-

- finally everything is over! well not really still got geog report and i've got a severe stomachache now maybe not going sch tmr ): hurts like _, i wonder what's wrong.

thanks van & zt for everything (:

;
i know i shouldn't ask for too much
but shouldn't you do more
stop expecting so much

sometimes i think back and wonder why i was so daring

Labels: funny, memories, random

give me your head says:me toes are laughing.
♦ says:got lor.
♦ says:whatever.
give me your head says:no
♦ says:every strand of my hair is serious
♦ says:LOL
give me your head says:then i shave ur hair
give me your head says:xD
♦ says:0,0
♦ says:i dowan to get to a nunnery
♦ says: T.T
♦ says:lol i shall post this
♦ says:not the _ part, dont you worry
give me your head says:.........
give me your head says:get thee to a nunnery!!
♦ says:noooooooo
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY says:(:
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY says:go!!
♦ says: T.T
♦ says:GO NUNNERY?
♦ says:NOOWAY
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY says:yes way
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY says:GO!!!

T.T every strand of my hair is crying. oh, woe are they ): just because i said smth which was true LOL.

and another discussion of the kooks:
♦ says:you know always where i need to be
♦ says:i heard 'because i'm a man, i can be so obscene'
A line says:hahahah
♦ says:serious
A line says:i heard that too
A line says:but i comprehended i can't be so obscene
A line says:i heard *howling* *howling*
A line says:i'm a mannnnn i'm a mannnnnn i can't be so obscene
A line says:xDD
A line says:I want mine… I want mine on the sea
A line says:HHHAHAA
A line says:IM REALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD
A line says:HAHAHAHHAAH

THE KOOKS ARE SO FUNNAYE :p

here's my schedule for the week:

Mon: BSP + LA TEST + CHI ESSAY + mug for titration test
Tues: BIO TEST (if any) + do geog report + ace position paper
Wed: BIO TEST (if any) + do geog report + ace position paper
Thurs: Bio Viva + SGF + hand up ACE position paper (?)
Fri: HAND UP GEOG FIELD WORK REPORT + do geog essay

all days are booked and sch ends earliest on Fri only T.T

Labels: convo, funny, retarded

haha no mood to blog. but shall do it anyway.

these few days were hectic and crazy and i've just gotten a load off my shoulders - LA film submitted! though i haven't seen the final product for myself. a big thanks to everyone who contributed in one way or another (: i'm so proud of my script, but it exceeded 10mins and xl had to cut off most of the parts ):

and the moodswing post was due to waking up at 4.25am on a gloomy day.

interclass was today! but i didn't go ): neither did i go support zt+yh cos i was in a dilemma :S i'm wearing class tee now it's so comfy LOL.

(on a sidenote, i accidentally scratched chang with a mechanical pencil :S sorry!)

thanks xh for the sweet note (:

ohyes, chang + zenn were doing intimate actions during pccg. AND i've got scandalous pics of xl+xh (okay kidding)

cant rmb anyth le, it's just hw projs tests, stress. AND I SPENT 3 HOURS IN VAIN. OH, WOE IS ME. (hamlet overdose)

):

BTW XL'S BRO IS DAMN FUNNY HAHAHA. yay and we were discussing superband stuff during recess lah, which is duper fun hahaha. but i wanna watch so you think you can dance too ):

Labels: funny, random

quiz from the same person's blog again! :D

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. (put your thoughts in brackets)

01. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Hollywood's Not America - Ferras (HAHA NO LINK. anyway that'd sound like some geog/drama freak)

02. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Bye Bye - Mariah Carey (i always like to say bye LOL)

03. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Listen to your heart - DHT (i guess that explains it)

04. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?Mary's Song - Taylor Swift
(actually I'm feeling very very sick now :S)

05.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Lullabye for a stormy night - vienna teng (erm, sing lullabies on stormy nights :D)

06. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Ru guo de shi - Angela Zhang and Fan Wei Qi (i dunno what this means)

07. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Viva Forever - Spice Girls (I LIVE FOREVER! :D)

08. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin (it's like coming home to a sunny place!)

09.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (okay. i ain't gonna drive)

10.WHAT IS 2+2?
Walk Away - Paula DeAnda (no link bahaha)

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (lol actually i got very very good friends but no besties, but this reminds me of ZT'S WHEEZINGGGG)

12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Er Ju Hua (erm, some korean song which i dunno what it means)

13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
What Sarah Said - Death Cab For Cutie (why everything also someone else say one?)

14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Fa Ru Xue - Jay Chou (ZOMG MY HAIR WILL TURN WHITE?!)

15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Leavin' - Jesse McCartney (LOL I FEEL LIKE LEAVING)

16.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Stacy's Mom - Fountain's of Wayne (OMG they think i'm very matured? LOL but NOT hot like stacy's mom)

17.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
With You - Chris Brown (erm personally i don't really like this song but the lyrics are not bad lah huh)

18.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Drive - Incubus (okay this tells people to move on and find direction in their lives)

19.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song) - Enrique Iglesias (LOL i love playing table tennis -.-)

20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
How Do I Breathe - Mario (erm, if i can't breathe lor)

21.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Qiang Qiang - Ella (i have a dog!)

22.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Save You - Simple Plan (sometimes i wish i could save them)

23.NOW THAT WAS A FUN SURVEY WASN'T IT?
L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson (i suppose i love it? HAHA)

anyway, the answers are okay but i think they came out at the wrong times. zzz.

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feeling darn sick now might not go sch tmr. bleh :S

random facts recently:
one fine day bens aka benz and bens which is also aka benz and bens and it goes on forever (okay i'm not making sense) were trying to pronounce names with initials swapped. like zenjamin bhang and senjamin bin. then tenn zan (like ten of zenn?!) and xing miang, chamuel sang! LOL should be chamuel sings all the time -.-

and we talked to ziyu on loudspeaker + it was connected to the PA thingy so we could all hear very clearly and shout to him! wahaha cool sia. actually i couldn't get what he was talking but nvm lol.

:'( CRY LAH I FEEL LIKE VOMITTING CAN. T_T

Labels: funny, quiz, sick

Okay a quiz for everyone taken from my sis's friend's blog.

1 . YOUR REAL NAME: (skip if you don't want to reveal but move along with the quiz)
(yeah whatever)

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (last 3 letters of real name plus -izzle)
rngizzle (wth)

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)
Orange Herring (i like a lot of animals but this one more seh haha)

4. YOUR SPY NAME: (combine first letter of you, your mother, and your father's name)YSC (sounds like some company name)

5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Jillian

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
herse (now this is nice!)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name (use last if there isn't) , last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
eryeeerng (ZOMG THIS IS RUBBISH)

8. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Limegreen Punch

9. YOUR MAGICIAN NAME: (last 2 letters of your mother's name, 1st letter of your first name, last 3 letters of your first name)
anssee (i was wondering what if your first name too short, lol)

10. YOUR ATHLETE NAME: (first 2 letters of your best friend's first name, last 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your teacher's name, 1st letter of your father's name, 3rd letter of your last name)
zheelimcr O_O

11. YOUR ANGEL'S NAME: (first 2 letters from your mother's name, 3rd letter from your father's name and last 3 letters from your first name)
soosee (LOL cute)

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ytd had geog field trip at rifle range road (bukit timah area). and we saw NS men doing their practice WTH HAHAHA. then they were asking zt "what are you doing here?" haha and i just dao-ed them.

was very hard to get into the river area cos had to cross under/over/around a lot of branches/logs/vines and get stuck in mud. my slippers came off more than 7 times haha, even in the river! and on the way back my feet tio the mud :S poor things who didn't wear slippers :S

we sifted the river load and picked out all the gravels and stones :S LOL but quite fun lah. then zt's group did velocity with an orange + pingpong ball! haha.

on the way back to school was very funny with zenn xx mr leong.

mr leong: eh zenn, it's good to look younger than your actual age (and blahblah a lot of things suanning zenn).
zenn: er yeah?
mr leong: you know, actually i also look much younger than my age. guess what's my age lah?
zenn: erm, 25-30?
mr leong: exact one lah! the range so big.
xx: er, i think should be around 40 lah
mr leong: (gives bushuang face and start talking to mr yap) eh i think just now the fieldwork she do smth wrongly right? she tabulate the results wrongly or what. then her steps also not very correct hor?

LOL. but is joking de lah.

after reaching sch we went back to staff room back door (where we put our bags) and passed by mr kiw (who was alr using his laptop before we left for bukit timah). then someone said he was watching korean drama (O_O) which apparently was a joke hahaha. i should've seen for myself -.-

went toilet to wash up our icky containers with all the mud and soil (wth should've thrown them away since i brought home to throw) and my skirt tio the mud lah! ): the soil samples not dry yet T_T and stinks lol.

saw an orchid at the KDF building where the window was open. wah like once on a blue moon lah! took pics heheh. was peak time by the time we took the train back.

okay now for conquering math. i really don't want to face it leh ):

Labels: funny, geog trip, quiz

apparently i have mixed emotions right now.

happy things:
1. tmr's another holiday :D can sleep till damn late haha. and there's no hw!
2. go out with anyone? (:
3. got back bio prac, no bio quiz! yay (:
4. hcl test was okay haha (:
5. went home with my darlings today! (: OMG haven't done so in EONS.
6. terriyaki chicken don lasted me for 2 hours+! yay :D
7. had this funny talk about food and now i know what food to eat huh (: hagen-daaz! chicken rice! kfc crispy chicken! lol.

sad things:
1. two lovely projs. ): urghhh geog please get out of my life.
2. died for geog assignment. my whole diagram is totally wrong, excellent. T.T
3. my differentiation is getting nowhere, i just rmbed i have to revise during wkends ):
4. haven't bought pres for my beloved sis! ):
5. modem is currently down now, wth.

conclusion is, geog (+ math) causes most of my miseries. haiya. but i'm still supposed to be happy :D

anyway today is a funny day!

but hcl x 3 was damn sian by the 2nd bell i thought it was recess lah T.T then was hungry till dno what. yeah then she today pms i think. -.-

during math:
ziyu: you ain't got no balls (some random nonsense but he said aloud lol)
ms ng: O_O what?!
ziyu: oh sorry, i meant basketballs.

i'm sure haha. -.- he really does love balls. benz started it cos he was speaking in american accent (say: amarikan acksant).

yeah then 4 ppl had to leave for cs concert rehearsal but mx left early. then ms ng was asking us why we neh say bye to him -.- omg i didnt even realise he left can.

then jj and sam were gaying around as usual, -.- they really look like old couple leh haha. bickering all day long.

jj: samuel stop smsing leh (or some random thing)
yi'an: jingjie, nice phone you have.

hahahah. okay it doesn't seem funny here have to see the live version! haha.

stayed during cme to do some lovely ws. i drag until damn long cos wanted to wait for zt haha. if not i alr siam like the muggers.
eh who do you think i am? someone to bully ah. i'm sick of typing hate posts all about you. get this clear, i'm putting up for what you did because. i dont know why also. because i made the wrong decision i think.

Labels: angry, funny, happy, sad

alright. one test down, one to go. i really really wanna pass it ): i will pass it with all my might.

ben & jerry's giving out free ice cream! but it's all the way at downtown east so i shant waste energy haha. they really too much ice cream. like 6 hours of icecream-giving?

hmm today morn i was in a bad mood cos tuesday blues mah. i dont have monday blues, weird right? it's only on Tweaky Tuesdays and Freaky Fridays. then first before recess 4 periods of lab lessons, zzz.

ace was funny! we had proper lessons again. then were discussing about UN stuff. they really love to use acronyms lah, FAO, UNICEF, UNDP, UNHCR etc. then we were like guessing for all the acronyms. FAO = food and oil, UNICEF samuel the imba knew the ans cos it was on the football tee. UNDP = u no display pic/UN develop poverty, UNHCR = UN high commissioner for russians, lol.

and winston churchill actually suffered from depression! oh my, i didnt know judging from how popular the peace sign is now, and you all know how happy the peace sign is right? (:

long day, zzz. bsp was funny also, i learn quite a lot from it, surprisingly. :O and it ends at 415 every week, i'm trying to feel optimistic about it.

today's just not my day.

LEVELLLLLLLL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
please dont keel me though.

BIO QUIZ, I MUST DISPERSE MYSELF ALR. tata for now!

Labels: funny, sian

haha. today was fun!

first two periods were physics lab, then pe. we played vball at the tennis court, boo no tennis today. but at least not so xinku catching tennis balls flying everywhere (a vball is much bigger & easier to catch haha)

then played till sian me & van went to play with the fallen leaves! omg was uber uber fun okay! been a long time since i did smth childish (: we swept the leaves to a heap, then kicked them all around! then we went to attack the ones at the side, running & hopping & doing leaf spas (burying our shoes). LOL. & van actually said that she wanted to put leaves on her head, so i went to put, only to let them slip through her collar. then she tortured me. haha sorry lah! not on purpose what :P

math we did some survey. after lunch was la, we watched joyluck! the kaigua part is really way disgusting man. though it's quite vague. interaction in the hall, briefing on some elective stuffs and new cca. i was half awake lah, then now clueless but i wanna join those stuff. ): bp we went through the practice, was uber funnaye! :D we were supposed to translate a few eng exerpts into chi & vice versa.

let's see if i can rmb a few.
'although he seems so firm to us he is merely flesh & blood'
two versions: '却跟我一样有肥肉' & '肥肉一堆'

& the pro ziyu:
'春眠不觉晓，处处闻啼鸟'
'birds are noisy during summer'

chi pro zenn:
'...悬在绒绒的天上
停在我幽幽心上'
'hanging in the hairy sky, resting on my oily heart'

then still got the 心事三三俩俩蓝蓝 become 'your business three three two two blueblue' rofl. ohman, bp lessons are always full of crap, promised by ziyu & pros. bio we watched private life of a plant, ohman was darn cool! as expected there were loads of fast forwards lah. wonder how long they took to film it. & the tumbleweeds were so cute :D 辛苦了, documentrist called dno what rough & cameramen!

xl & wy actually pangseh-ed me for the 101th time. i swear i wont go back with them ever again. freaking pissed.

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please don't tell me all that, it's really no use.

Labels: angry, fun, funny

oops haven't updated in awhile. hmm actually nth much happened during the hols. was just slacking, trying to mug etc etc. yaknow, the holiday woes. ): hope i can just finish most stuff during the mugging session with my dear! :D

it was on her table one fine day after recess, & i happened to see it like that -.- let me perform a very impressive magic on you. first, tilt your head towards your left/right. then, tilt it again (meaning just tilt your head 180deg lah). AHHHH. now what do you see?
that's right, xh's motto: "i am who i am". uhhuh, & i was laughing like some maniac during class, leaving van & wy who were behind me wondering wth's so funny. of course i told them in the end. & we wrote lotsa stuff like 'your mother is so fat' jokes inside! & her mugging schedules. -.-
ah. i wanna type all the jokes here but too lazy. & our jokes are alr favourited among uhm, her beloved seniors! ooh. maybe i'll be serious on publishing them too! :D
alright, enough of my nonsense. today was really crazy, i reached sch early & someone was late for 15 mins O: haha! so suay somemore get blocked by rubbish dump (: & we (+ yanghua whom we met on the way) were late for chem lessons & ms tiong appeared quite pissed. i got excuse reason one kay, i didnt know where was 4b. okay it's stupid but it was true! thought only 4a was container class D:
anyway. we had 2 hours of chem. then 1030 was 2 hours of bio D: zzz. were shown this real cool vid on heart attack. very realistic & wonderful effects! haha. then some gay wenta say we need 2 hours of sleep to compensate for chem -.- like what, nappie in preschool haha! sounds cute eh.
yep. after bio got pangseh-ed again so me xl xh went ghimmoh for lunch. saw plenty of others including joanna chulei van & co. that dumblum (oops, another word coined by me!) went to hit me real hard on the head. tsk. oh yeah i ordered chicken ____ with rice lol forgot chicken what. then xh ordered chicken rice. (nic's beloved betrothed whatever). i got sick of it since the other time lol.
lunch was so crappy i suspect i had heart attack without knowing it. i very scared lah somemore my stomach (or appendix there) was hurting so much. laughed at so much stuff. we were discussing my husband's face since i left a lot of food on the plate. oh no poor thing lol. i pushed the plate to them haha. thanks to joyluck club. what 'craters on the moon', 'facial oil' etc.
& lotsa other stuff which i forgot. on the mrt was even worse. childhood experiences, elephant, superstitious stuff etc. HAHAHA. & your father is so thin jokes haha!
okay shall stop here. haven't mug yet lah HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WTH.
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random fact of the day: i was on a darn hilarious conference call with someone's family ytd till 11. -.-

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