(points to picture) I'm starting a new photo series on this, so keep your eyes peeled ^^

OMG I'M SO RELIEVED. Feels like a huge load has just been lifted. (:

Falala. I still have econs and GP journal but heck lah. Can do it tmr and thurs. So now for some random stuff.

Collection of geek love quotes:

"I'll be your guardian angle if you'll subtend me."
"I was just a scalar till you came along and gave me direction."
"I don't want to be your asymptote. I want to be your intercept."
"You were my asymptote, but now we intersect."

LOL sorry this is what you'll get from me after a few weeks' of pure torture. (Temporary) FREEEDOM!

I'm not gonna care how much my hard work doesn't pay off. From now on, if I've tried my best, I'm done. :) Photog course tmr! :) Thurs class outing! Fri publications election!

Another funny excerpt from somewhere:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good of man.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

I shall try to post jokes every day :) I must stay happy!

Labels: happy, jokes, photo series

oops haven't updated in awhile. hmm actually nth much happened during the hols. was just slacking, trying to mug etc etc. yaknow, the holiday woes. ): hope i can just finish most stuff during the mugging session with my dear! :D

it was on her table one fine day after recess, & i happened to see it like that -.- let me perform a very impressive magic on you. first, tilt your head towards your left/right. then, tilt it again (meaning just tilt your head 180deg lah). AHHHH. now what do you see?
that's right, xh's motto: "i am who i am". uhhuh, & i was laughing like some maniac during class, leaving van & wy who were behind me wondering wth's so funny. of course i told them in the end. & we wrote lotsa stuff like 'your mother is so fat' jokes inside! & her mugging schedules. -.-
ah. i wanna type all the jokes here but too lazy. & our jokes are alr favourited among uhm, her beloved seniors! ooh. maybe i'll be serious on publishing them too! :D
alright, enough of my nonsense. today was really crazy, i reached sch early & someone was late for 15 mins O: haha! so suay somemore get blocked by rubbish dump (: & we (+ yanghua whom we met on the way) were late for chem lessons & ms tiong appeared quite pissed. i got excuse reason one kay, i didnt know where was 4b. okay it's stupid but it was true! thought only 4a was container class D:
anyway. we had 2 hours of chem. then 1030 was 2 hours of bio D: zzz. were shown this real cool vid on heart attack. very realistic & wonderful effects! haha. then some gay wenta say we need 2 hours of sleep to compensate for chem -.- like what, nappie in preschool haha! sounds cute eh.
yep. after bio got pangseh-ed again so me xl xh went ghimmoh for lunch. saw plenty of others including joanna chulei van & co. that dumblum (oops, another word coined by me!) went to hit me real hard on the head. tsk. oh yeah i ordered chicken ____ with rice lol forgot chicken what. then xh ordered chicken rice. (nic's beloved betrothed whatever). i got sick of it since the other time lol.
lunch was so crappy i suspect i had heart attack without knowing it. i very scared lah somemore my stomach (or appendix there) was hurting so much. laughed at so much stuff. we were discussing my husband's face since i left a lot of food on the plate. oh no poor thing lol. i pushed the plate to them haha. thanks to joyluck club. what 'craters on the moon', 'facial oil' etc.
& lotsa other stuff which i forgot. on the mrt was even worse. childhood experiences, elephant, superstitious stuff etc. HAHAHA. & your father is so thin jokes haha!
okay shall stop here. haven't mug yet lah HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WTH.
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random fact of the day: i was on a darn hilarious conference call with someone's family ytd till 11. -.-

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