haha came across this hilarious song when i was revising.

"Girl, being with you has always been so tough
With each passing minute, your marginal cost goes up
But my love is inelastic and it all belongs to you
I’m the only love producer, and my good is for you to consume

Because girl your marginal benefit far outweighs your marginal cost
Without our equilibrium baby, you know I’d be lost
Trapped inside this market I need you, to buy my love
Girl without your complementing goods, I’m not enough

Now you say that I’m producing, below my ATC
But I’m optimizing quantity baby, why can’t you see?
We could share this surplus, each and every day
If you would just buy my love, I’ll make my fixed costs go away

Baby I want to keep you for the long run, Oh yeah
I think our supply and demand, will become one…

Because girl your marginal benefit far outweighs your marginal cost
Without our equilibrium baby, you know I’d be lost
Long run equilibrium is no place for me
I need the profits of our love, to grow exponentially."

despite all the criticism, i think it's genius! :)

Labels: funny, lyrics

I had known at the very deepest depths of my heart
That the best choice was the hardest from the very start
It keeps on opposing me, since I know my love cannot be
Then when can I tell you, if at all, before you depart?

In a world where everything is slowly being broken down
I'm struggling, but I know that it's for you to be around
While your engraved smiles are fading away
I should end it all

My voice is dry from calling out your name
Echoing off the walls to reach nobody
There's nothing left for me to be connected to you
While I am standing here all by myself, all alone

It occurred to me in the tranquility of last night
That gathering wilted petals won't make them alright
It never grew to a great size, though it was already dead to my eyes
Saying we finished a long time ago is too polite

I remember the season when me met so clearly
You had a certain grace when you smiled sincerely
Saying things we didn't want to recall, with no regard to our feelings at all
Our hearts must be laced with thorns that hurt severely

My head is caught outside the eye of the storm
I can't believe it, I just can't see past the winds
Even if I'm so determined, rain seeps past my shelters
And soaks me with a coldness that no covers can defrost

And now we will have to part ways without ever looking back

If only this once, if only this once
My wish could be made to become true
I'd ask to be born once again
And when I am, I will go to you in those days

My voice is dry from calling out your name
Echoing off the walls to reach nobody
There's nothing left for me to be connected to you
While I am standing here all by myself, all alone

Anything that tethered us two together
Seems to be breaking even more everyday
Goodbye to you, my dearest love, for we've come to the end
And now we will have to part ways without ever looking back

Because we've finally reached the end

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