oops haven't updated in awhile. hmm actually nth much happened during the hols. was just slacking, trying to mug etc etc. yaknow, the holiday woes. ): hope i can just finish most stuff during the mugging session with my dear! :D

it was on her table one fine day after recess, & i happened to see it like that -.- let me perform a very impressive magic on you. first, tilt your head towards your left/right. then, tilt it again (meaning just tilt your head 180deg lah). AHHHH. now what do you see?
that's right, xh's motto: "i am who i am". uhhuh, & i was laughing like some maniac during class, leaving van & wy who were behind me wondering wth's so funny. of course i told them in the end. & we wrote lotsa stuff like 'your mother is so fat' jokes inside! & her mugging schedules. -.-
ah. i wanna type all the jokes here but too lazy. & our jokes are alr favourited among uhm, her beloved seniors! ooh. maybe i'll be serious on publishing them too! :D
alright, enough of my nonsense. today was really crazy, i reached sch early & someone was late for 15 mins O: haha! so suay somemore get blocked by rubbish dump (: & we (+ yanghua whom we met on the way) were late for chem lessons & ms tiong appeared quite pissed. i got excuse reason one kay, i didnt know where was 4b. okay it's stupid but it was true! thought only 4a was container class D:
anyway. we had 2 hours of chem. then 1030 was 2 hours of bio D: zzz. were shown this real cool vid on heart attack. very realistic & wonderful effects! haha. then some gay wenta say we need 2 hours of sleep to compensate for chem -.- like what, nappie in preschool haha! sounds cute eh.
yep. after bio got pangseh-ed again so me xl xh went ghimmoh for lunch. saw plenty of others including joanna chulei van & co. that dumblum (oops, another word coined by me!) went to hit me real hard on the head. tsk. oh yeah i ordered chicken ____ with rice lol forgot chicken what. then xh ordered chicken rice. (nic's beloved betrothed whatever). i got sick of it since the other time lol.
lunch was so crappy i suspect i had heart attack without knowing it. i very scared lah somemore my stomach (or appendix there) was hurting so much. laughed at so much stuff. we were discussing my husband's face since i left a lot of food on the plate. oh no poor thing lol. i pushed the plate to them haha. thanks to joyluck club. what 'craters on the moon', 'facial oil' etc.
& lotsa other stuff which i forgot. on the mrt was even worse. childhood experiences, elephant, superstitious stuff etc. HAHAHA. & your father is so thin jokes haha!
okay shall stop here. haven't mug yet lah HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WTH.
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random fact of the day: i was on a darn hilarious conference call with someone's family ytd till 11. -.-

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