Here's a quiz taken from Jingqi on facebook. It will really kill your time, so read only if you have time. As for me, I'm just procrastinating. 8)

Directions:Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (YES I RMB VIVIDLY HAHA)
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (LOL I think I did)
5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (back in ...)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (hooray I have amnesia)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (when I'm really rushing for time)
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (both in reality and in dreams - I woke up in the process lol)
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (YES OMG I kicked on the stairs then fall lor -.-)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (HAHAHA OMG SOUNDS FAMILIAR LEH.)
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (my sis did! LOL then she had to cut her hair -.-)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (I still dunno how!)
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (like strike lottery like that)
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (I know someone can make it on purpose -.-)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 10

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (In fact we did that in school for the whole day during racial harmony day, hello!)
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (omg scary)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (I think so omg)
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload. (sometimes I wish I can)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (what?!)
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (maybe 2 mins but not 5 haha)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (this was like my childhood reality nightmare)
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (yes i know -.-)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 13

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (LOL)
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (maybe I did -.-)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (that's sadistic!)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (haha during level camp!)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (OMG i was wondering what's wrong?)
39. [ ] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident (how about taking someone's canvas shoes by accident?)
Running total: 18

41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (HAHA MY MOM)
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (THANK GOD THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (freaking embarrassing!)
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (Er this is routine for me -.- and my sis hahaha)
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (zzz)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (with my notes)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (OMG HILARIOUS)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 23

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (I always make songs up by accident)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (what's an overhead?)
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (the most I will wake up then go back to sleep)
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number (HAHHA one of my relatives + my mum lor)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (I laugh for no reasons sometimes)
Running total: 28

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (wth is this)
62. [ ] Said something funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (ARGH)
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 32

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (with xh hahahha!)
Running total: 36

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (sadistic!)
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (this happens too many times)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (urgh)
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny (HAHAH FUNNY LEH)
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (LOL CRAZY)
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 39

91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (yes but it was bad luck)
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (OMG pri sch for be yourself day but not me)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (a few paragraphs but not a whole book lah -.-)
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (I SWEAR THIS IS POSSIBLE MAN! AND VERY COOL INDEED :D You can say hello to ppl and call others assholes using numbers. This ain't stupid at all!)
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
TOTAL: 43

How to obtain your stupidity
GPA:80-100 4.0
70-79 3.6
65-69 3.2
60-64 2.8
55-59 2.4
50-54 2.0
45-49 1.6
40-44 1.2
<40 0.8

Haha 1.2 not bad lah not that stupid :D

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