oh holy cows it's the end of you and me! let's hi five and say YIPPEEEE!
1) all fringes short or long to be pinned/ hairbanded up at all times.
firstly, we'll all observe >80% increase in hairbands and pins.
next, everybody's gonna look like morons and fools (especially especially especially me)
then, we'll turn bald.
YAYNESS.
2) all guys' hair at the ears to be cut sloped.
firstly, i dunno what cos i'm not a guy.
next, but the guys are all complaining about it.
then, everyone will have the same haircut!
WOW. ISN'T THAT COOL. THAT'S SO HIP I WOULD PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR.
i really dunno how we're gonna survive alr. nth's gonna work out anymore. for others it's okay if they dont have fringe. but i've got a super high freaking forehead & i'll really look bald i bet with you.
& these redundant rules, have you ever asked yourselves what's the whole point of them? can't fold up sleeves. even this type of detail must standardise?! what the. (even my mum has said those tchers u dunno, greet for what? somemore she herself is one.)
walao i'm really damn angry and trying not to swear or do anyth rash. urgh. better change the subject.
okay. today quite a number of hilarious stuff happened. shall just list them by random order. ooh & did i say that mr ken is so cute? hahaha really lah. & quite cold too -.-
in class me & xh were busy inventing 'your mother is so fat & big' jokes. we've alr got a whole list of them! i'm planning to publish a book on that in the future (you think?)
then it was raining today again after lunch. on the way back to class xl wenta kick water at me at the slope -.- then i did the same to xh after going to the toilet :D & i told her i utterly regretted it cos my feet were wet.
physics was the funnest, to my surprise. mrlim covered on center of gravity. then he brought a lot of models & toys etc. lol. he showed us lotsa diagrams, of some which were very wrong -.- then the whole class was like, HAHA.
halfway through the lessons,
nic: mr lim can we go toilet?
mrlim: ok go lah.
-nic jq joanna goes out of the class-
mrlim: eh i thought only one person asked me?
sam: aiyah cos they come in pairs
ziyu: no, buy 1 get 2 free mah
class: -.-
mrlim: no lah is 3 in 1.
class: O.O
then when we were talking about cg of chairs,
mrlim: have u ever wondered why chairs must have 4 legs, not 2 like zenn's chair? (he really loves relating every single thing to zenn)
me (aside): to differentiate between a human and a chair
xx: 4 legs good, 2 legs bad (animal farm)
LOL.
after physics was spring cleaning! we stacked up the chairs & pushed the tables to two sides of the class. then after eons, 4 poor guys were forced to play a dumb game. lie on each other on 4 chairs arranged like musical chairs. then remove the chairs & see if they could remain there. to protect these ppl's identity, i shall only give the first word of their names. ben, kian, ming and sam (LOL).
was really hilarious but i pity them. haha. went home with xl & on the way we added stuff to 'kk (ur mother) is so fat'! :D
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