While talking to zt about me having no life or rather my whole life's on the com, I came up with a whole truckload of crap. (:

Imagine a life of a retard. think real hard, for the sentence below requires extreme imagination from a perfect person who has never experienced this phenomenon, "bore", however, which i suppose all of you here have gone through. therefore, read on! you shouldn't have stuck your nose (or rather eyes) into the above nonsense.

Suppose 'I' is a counsellor (the ones you see on newspapers every day wanting desperates to write in to them 'cause they themselves are desperates wanting to earn money from suggesting stupid resourceful things), and 'Me' is a retard.

"Dear I,
I've got a terrible life! Hmm, or I should say, I've got no life! Help meee!"

Love,
Me

'Dear Me,
Enough insulting me and stop dictating me! Get a life!'

Love,
I

Now, it's a very very abstract thing with deep meaning. think hard, many things will come to your mind. Tata!