here's a cold joke for everyone! applause please :D (oh btw, turn your encoding to unicode)
once, there was a girl called 游灿蝶. a very nice and elegant name, if you would ask me. unfortunately, she did not have an english name and so something terrible happened to her name.
one fine day, 游灿蝶 sat for an exam and an english teacher came in to take attendance. when it came to her name, the teacher was speechless. as there was hanyu pinyin, she could still figure out the girl's name vaguely.
"erm, miss YOU CAN DIE?"
guess what happened. the whole class burst out with laughter and in days to come, the poor girl hardly survived her friends' taunting.
if you were smart enough, you would have understood the joke. denggiu. and sorry to have taken up a minute of your time :D