haha. i'm feeling too f-ed up now to do hw. yeah the com went haywire just now.

so here's a quiz i ripped fm ovidia's blog (:

the WEIRD quiz
[ ] You put mayonaise on hot dogs
[x] You like bread and butter
[x] You play with your food
[ ] You talk to your food
[x] All you ever think about is food
[x] You like eating ice cream on a daily basis
[x] You can't live without candy/sweets
[ ] You hate vegetables
T O T A L: 5

[x] You played with dolls (note: played. haha)
[ ] You talk to your dog/cat as if it were a baby
[ ] You are scared of spoons
[x] You have a fear of dying
[ ] You cut yourself
[x] You wish you were a queen/king/prince/princess
[ ] You wish you were married to Orlando Bloom or Angelina Jolie
[x] You love sleeping
T O T A L: 4

[x] You are afraid of bugs
[x] You have a fear of germs and bacteria
[ ] You are a neat freak
[ ] You eat bugs/bunnies/birds/frogs/snails/dogs/babies
[x] You have a fear that the world will end soon
[ ] You hate sports because you're afraid of getting hurt
[ ] You love doing safe things all the time and never take risks
[ ] You scrub everything you own daily
T O T A L: 3

[x] You're afraid of driving
[ ] You have destructive relationships
[ ] You talk to yourself in front of other people
[x] You talk to yourself in your mind
[x] You believe in ghosts
[ ] You believe in zombies
[ ] You believe in the tooth fairy
[ ] You still believe in Santa Claus
T O T A L: 3

[ ] You wish you were dead
[ ] You are a vegetarian
[ ] You are a tree hugger
[ ] You believe in the easter bunny
[x] You have weird friends
[x] You wish you were dead when're you very sad/angry.
[x] You were totally 100% honest in this quiz
T O T A L: 3
Results times 4.

I'M 72% WEIRD!

HEH. (:

another one:
Pick the number of the month that you were born in:
1 - i shot a
2 - i gave a lap dance to
3 - i smacked
4 - i sang to
5 - i fell in love with
6 - i murdered
7 - i gave my number to
8 - i humped
9 - i choked on
10 -i bitched out
11 - i had sex with
12 - i ate a

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 -- a homeless guy
2 -- your mom
3 -- a banana
4 -- a fork
5 -- a mexican
6 -- a gangster
7 -- a condom
8 -- an ipod
9 -- a stuffed animal
10 -- a goat
11 -- my dog
12 -- my dad
13 -- the computer
14 -- my science teacher
15 -- my neighbour
16 -- myself
17 -- a jones soda
18 -- a lama
19 -- a paperclip
20 -- my best friend's boyfriend
21 -- a permanent marker
22 -- a policeman
23 -- a ninja
24 -- a baseball bat
25 -- my pshyciatrist
26 -- my brother
27 -- my sister
28 -- my maid
29 -- a dvd player
30 -- a pickle
31 -- my cell phone

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
white --- because i was high
black --- because i was drunk
pink --- because im a homosexual
red --- because the voices told me to
blue --- because i cant control myself
green --- because i hate myself
purple --- because im naked
gray --- because i was wearing bikinis
yellow --- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
orange --- because i hate my family
others --- because that's how i roll
none --- because im sexy and i do what i want

results: i bitched out a baseball bat because i was high!
wtf. these quizzes are lame! (: